Do you consider yourself a patriotic person? Why or why not?
Not in the slightest. I especially hope that England does terribly at all sporting endeavours.
Why? Because I don't like being told what to do, or think. So the fact that "everyone" thinks you should be a patriot your country makes me not want to.
The sport thing encompasses the above: I find sport incredibly tedious andm unlike most of the other people in the country who feel the same, I don't suddenly change my mind when there is an international sporting event on. Those cunts can just fuck right off.
Lose England, but come on Tim, cover him in splooge, he loves it.
Just ordered a tiny shiny black thing with an apple on the front.
*quivers"
When was the last time you interacted with any sort of wildlife?
Submitted by warpedreality.
I spent as much time as I could underwater in Australia. It was the most amazing experience of my life, fair brought me to tears, it did.
I would live with the fishies if I could.
If there are any sea-witches out there with "turn her into a mermaid" capabilities then, please, email me.
I'll settle for being turned into a prawn.
If money were no object, which five luxury items would you rush right out and buy?
Submitted by lorilyn.
1. The Great Barrier Reef.
2. Island with a fuck-off huge house on it.
3. A lifetime supply of luxury yachts.
4. A mojito-making monkey butler.
5. David Attenborough.
I think my demands are realistic.
It's probably best I don't try to explain.
Si je meure ce soir, FUCK LA TERRE.
Woot.
Last week I did various things.
1. I went about raping the internet for things I only have on tape and haven't heard for ages. I spent quite a lot of time getting re-acquainted with the delightful PJ Harvey.
2. I watched the internet churn out an article entitled Top Ten Women That ROCK.
3. I noticed Dolores fucking Whatserface out of pile-of-shite-for-so-many-reasons The Cranberries is one of the Top Ten Women That ROCK.
4. I pondered the twisted hand that reality sometimes deals us.
6. I decided 5 was enough.
What is your favorite term of endearment?
Submitted by lostdwarf.
It's either stinky or shit-for-brains. Or cunt.
Can't decide.
What's your best tax tip?
Ways to deal with the taxman
- Murder
- Rape
- Mutilation
- Blackmail
- Steal his lunch money
- Bukkake party
- Make him watch Forrest Gump
- Put him in a bath of baked beans
- Introduce him to Jimmy Saville
- Fisting
- Double penetration
- Skin him and turn him into a tablelamp
- Tell his Mum on him
- Give him detention
- Make him do it in his pants
- Force him to drink a bottle of neat Vimto
- Send him to Guatemala
- CHUCK HIM IN THE SEA
- Rub oranges in his eyes
- Turn him into a nullo (see #3)
- Tie his shoelaces together
- Apple-pie his bed
- Sew prawns into his trouser legs
- Gender realignment therapy (see also #20)
- Put him in a room with an emokid and a guitar
- Make him read the whole of Myspace
- Stick plums up his bunghole
Book: Share a self-help book that meant a lot to you.
Only twats and retards read self-help books.Especially the ones who've read that Alan Carr stop smoking one. Tedious cunts.
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